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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

h0odrich:

Compliments from strangers are so nice I wish there was a way to compliment people without them feeling uncomfortable or threatened in any way bc sometimes compliments can make your day I wanna compliment everyone

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

• Me: Hello?
• Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
• Me: I have no mother.
• Her: Well can I speak to your father?
• Me: Yeah, which one?
• Her: Which one is home?
• Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
• Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
• Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
• Her: So who's Antonio?
• Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
• Her: So Carlos was cheating?
• Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
• Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
• Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
• Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
• Me: I never said that.
• Her: Yes, yes you did!
• Me: No I didn't.
• Her: Y-yes! You did!
• Me: Did what?
• Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It